a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs
cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks
Today feels like a good day to wander into a forest for 30 years only to come back with antlers, a thousand yard stare and the ability to speak to the earth.
why don’t demons just possess people who are in a vegetative, braindead, state?
then they wouldn’t have to fight for control or anything
And they’d be immediately welcomed by the person’s friends and family
And if they act out of sorts, or unusually, everyone would assume it was due to their brain trauma.
Until they pull some exorcist shit and projectile vomit everywhere while speaking latin
Nausea is a side-effect, also there are documented cases of accquired brain injuries leading to people speaking languages they never learned, and in different accents.
Now, when they start levitating and 360ing their heads, THAT might be more difficult to explain from a medical standpoint.
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